Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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