The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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