quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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