so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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