I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
