Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
soo... how was my night?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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