Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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