why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
