He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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