i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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