I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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