Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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