question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
do nipples grow back?
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