And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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