u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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