respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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