try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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