I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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