Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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