like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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