I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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