super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
meet me or not, i'm out of control
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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