U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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