I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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