I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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