I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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