im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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