Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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