And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just had sex bonerless
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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