I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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