If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Can I color on your dick again?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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