yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
