i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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