Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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