i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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