Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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