a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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