just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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