Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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