its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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