"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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