Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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