Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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