If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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