People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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