she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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