I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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