My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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