so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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