Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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