How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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