Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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