Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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