I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I have already put on my inside pants.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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