your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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