If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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