but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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